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Posted: October 24, 2006, 9:06 AM Post
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I was thinking of having a troll amnesty day. That could be amusing.
That'd be amazing. Caps would be locked all day and all spell-checking devices would be disabled.To really make it special, we would need to go in the night before and start threads such as:
"Ginter is a bona fide starter"
"Branyan is a quality player"
"Prospects are worth more than MLB players"
"Carlos Lee vs. Jenkins"
"Keep Doug Davis?"
"Ben Sheets: ACE?"
"We can win without spending lots of money"
"Stats mean EVERYTHING"
"I heart 3TO"
"Don't blame Wynegar!"
"De La Rosa will be a #1 starter"
"Wes Helms = available"
"We need clutch players"

and, of course "K's don't matter"


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 10:07 AM Post
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You forgot some, MSC:

"We can't win without spending lots of money."
"Fire the Seligs"

I was thinking of having a troll amnesty day. That could be amusing.

Do you suppose the banned trolls monitor the site all the time? perhaps dreaming of an amnesty day? Even the ones who were banned years ago? Because that would really smack of loserness. (Worse than the rest of us.)

Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 10:44 AM Post
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I don't know if I could handle something like that, AmbaG would probably come looking for me. She always had it in for me.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 11:33 AM Post
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[ In addition to the t-shirt, didn't you also have a 'worst site ever' banner on the on the main forum page (with a link to the thread) for a few days? ]

Yeah, I took it down though as I had a private email conversation with the guy, and we resolved any issues.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 11:33 AM Post
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This is awesome!

After a far-reaching survey of prince of roy and lucabus, Brewerfan.net is the worst site ever 2 years running! We are officially on a streak.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 11:48 AM Post
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we would need to go in the night before and start threads such as:

Don't forget about the newest up-and-coming topic which figures to break out into total madness at any moment now, "Tony Gwynn Jr. will be an awesome lead-off hitter in 2007 because he's fast."


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 12:06 PM Post
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Don't forget about the newest up-and-coming topic which figures to break out into total madness at any moment now, "Tony Gwynn Jr. will be an awesome lead-off hitter in 2007 because he's fast."

Wait, are you saying that's not true?

You must be one of those stats losers.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 12:49 PM Post
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Branyon and Sexton were the best brewers evers


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 2:25 PM Post
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AmbaG would probably come looking for me.

Gah! Flashbacks! Nooooo!

Actually, I think we all owe Prince of Roy a debt of gratitude. Look at how that poster has brought this online community back together.

Remember: the Brewers never panic like you do.


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 2:40 PM Post
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i'm a loser because I seriously check BF 10 times a day...and I'm a loser for not joining BF until the gf told me to.before BF i was at the other milwaukee brewers site...I hate myself, I'm such a loser


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Posted: October 24, 2006, 3:02 PM Post
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seriously . . .

PRINCE OF ROY FOR BREWERFAN.NET MEMBER OF THE MONTH!!!

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P.I.T.C.H. LEAGUE CHAMPION 1989, 1996, 1999, 2000, 2006, 2007, 2011 (finally won another one)


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 12:58 AM Post
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PRINCE OF ROY FOR BREWERFAN.NET MEMBER OF THE MONTH!!!

I guess that makes him the ultimate loser, right? If you're the member of the month on the worst site, you've reached the loser pinnacle.

Congrats prince of roy on officially becoming the member we all knew you were!

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 3:39 AM Post
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Worst thread Ever!

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Posted: October 25, 2006, 6:07 AM Post
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i'm a loser because I seriously check BF 10 times a day

Only 10 times? You need to do better than that to be a true loser.:)


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 6:14 AM Post
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i'd guess i check closer to 25 times a day...

when i'm at work i just leave it open and refresh every few minutes....

and yet, rluzinski has twice the posts of me...


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 12:12 PM Post
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I probably check at least that many times, and during the week I'm only home from like 3-9 PM.


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 12:15 PM Post
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Brewerjamie stands in front of the small gathering of others. All chairs gathered in a semi circle.

Jamie shifts his weight from side to side nervously, clears is throat, and finally finds the inner strength to admit that he is from brewerfan and that he is therefore, a loser.

The first step has been completed.

-I used to have a neat-o signature, but it got erased.


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Posted: October 25, 2006, 7:58 PM Post
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Hold on everyone, hold on.

He said, "A bunch of losers."

Does that automatically imply that everyone here is a loser, or just a "bunch". How many is a "bunch" anyway? That could mean just a few, or even a majority. I can say with a great amount of confidence that he means at least three, as two would only be a "pair" of losers.

I've done a little research in an attempt to find out just how many of us are included in the "bunch":

According to the Wine Lover's Companion, a bunch is defined as:
The portion of the vine to which individual grapes are joined. Also called a cluster.

Though WordNet defines it as:
Any collection in its entirety. Synonyms: lot, caboodle

Conflicting definitions, hmm. Using WordNet's definition would seem to imply that we are all losers, but look at the synonyms. We all know a caboodle is the last car off a train. The caboodle usually only makes up a small portion of the entire train. It is also often painted red. The caboodle could also be referred to as the "butt end" of the train, which increases the level of insult. Props to the Prince on his excellent word choice.

The word "caboodle" can also be found in the phase "kit and caboodle," which also means the "whole shebang" according to TheFreeDictionary.com.

Let's assume all of the posters on BrewerFan.net constitute the "whole shebang." The Prince only referrences the "caboodle" part as being losers. That leaves the entire "kit" part unidentified. Now we are getting somewhere.

So of the "whole shebang," how much is the "kit" and how much is the "caboodle?" Well, "caboodle" has eight letters while "kit" only has three. Therefore it can be assumed that "caboodle" represents 8/11ths of the "whole shebang."

It is fact that 8 out of every 11 members on this board are indeed losers. That's 72.7 percent and 1,728.7 people. Quite a bold statement there, Prince.

I wonder what the other 648.3 people would be classified as, myself included. (I know I'm not one of the losers, as evidenced by a post of this nature being submitted at about 4 AM.)


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Posted: October 26, 2006, 9:04 AM Post
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Let me speak his language.

NUHUH!! YOUR THE LOSER!


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Posted: October 28, 2006, 4:16 AM Post
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Prince of.....Roy?


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