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Posted: May 10, 2006, 11:43 AM Post
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From the AP:

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Brewers Utilityman Bill Hall is shown here after decapitating catcher Brad Ausmus. Hall was heard to make a sound that one fan only described as "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" while holding the severed head of the beleagured catcher.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 11:46 AM Post
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Bill Hall doesn't steal bases, he liberates them.

For the record, I found this one very amusing.

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Posted: May 10, 2006, 11:47 AM Post
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Guys, watch the sizes of the images you're posting. If they're more than 4-600 pixels in a particular dimension, use a "width=xxx" inside your image tag to resize the image and make things a little more manageable.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 11:55 AM Post
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This thread reminds me of this website so much, and I love it.

"There are no steroids in baseball, only players Bill Hall has breathed on."


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 11:57 AM Post
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Barry's head isn't huge because of steroids. It's because Bill Hall streched it with his bare hands.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:05 PM Post
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Bill Hall's speed makes Einstein's followers rethink relativity,
His moonshots make Newton's followers rethink gravity,
The grace of his play makes T.S. Elliott's followers rethink poetry,
And his batting prowess makes 200 major league pitchers a year rethink their careers.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:13 PM Post
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Rearrange the letters in William E. Hall an you get:

I, Will, am a hell.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:25 PM Post
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RayKingsForemanGrill, you are good at drawing blood!

Speaking of drawing blood, when Bill Hall goes to donate some of his, he turns down the syringe and asks simply for a pistol and a bucket.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:31 PM Post
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Here goes nothing.....

Bill Hall struck out the mighty Casey....

Miller Park never had a retractable roof until Bill Hall got a little warm one day...

On the Fourth day, God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. Later that afternoon Bill Hall batted them into their orbits.

Bill Hall understands Yogi Berra

Bill Hall hit for the cycle once, in the same AB

Bill Hall turns Miracle Whip into Secret Stadium Sauce.

Bill Hall caught a foul ball once, playing center field.

In between innings Bill Hall discovered the largest possible prime number, and then successfully divided every single smaller number into that bad boy -- without a remainder. Bill Hall never leaves a remainder.

Bill Hall cannot be cloned

Keep the photoshop work coming!!


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:39 PM Post
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Bill Hall understands Yogi Berra
If true, Bill Hall might be God.

Bill Hall does not play one position every day because it would not be fair to the game. (This was not funny, but it was very true. Bill Hall is that good.)

The Brewers will go to a shifted infield of 3 guys on the right side even with right-handed batters when Bill Hall plays 3rd.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:48 PM Post
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Baseball officials unanimously voted to rename the sport from "baseball" to "billhall."

Bill Hall once robbed a home run by simply telling the ball to stop flight.

Bill Hall has warning track power when he squares around to bunt.

Bill Hall once pitched a perfect game while playing center field.

Bill Hall has been named the lone National League representative at the 2006 All Star Game.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:49 PM Post
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The moon does not revolve around the earth, it actually revolves around Bill Hall.... while keeping a respectful distance out of fear.

The Geoff Jenkins bobblehead given out in 2001 wasn't inspired by the bobbleheads from decades ago, but by what actually happened when Bill Hall hit Jenkins in the head one day.



Good thread. :)


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:51 PM Post
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Bill Hall cannot be cloned


Not quite true.

He can be cloned, but every international arms treaty forbids it.

He was cloned once and the result was an explosion that created Jupiter.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 12:54 PM Post
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The term 'dark ages' doesn't refer to a time period between 500 and 1000 AD in Europe, but actually referrs to the couple of years in the minors when Bill Hall was referred to as Will.


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:04 PM Post
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Bill Hall taught Ned Yost the word: battle

Bill Hall told Brett Favre to "man-up" like a good Mississippi boy and play in 2006.

Bill Hall cured Robin Yount's virus by rubbing beef jerky on his knee.

Fredo broke Bill Hall's heart, too - and because of it, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes...

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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:04 PM Post
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Bill Hall is his own father and brother.

Bill Hall understands the balk rule

Bill Hall ate just one

Bill Hall won an Emmy for his play at 2b

Roger Clemens is hiding from Bill Hall.

The Hall of Fame used to be called -- The historic baseball center at Cooperstown.

Bill Hall is his own firewall


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:07 PM Post
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Bill Hall cured Robin Yount's virus by rubbing beef jerky on his knee.


Holy cats.... I am picturing this for some reason and laughing like a fool here!


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:17 PM Post
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Not 100% original but...

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Hall just doesn't steal players starting spots, he steals their souls!


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:24 PM Post
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Now that's some good work, Russ...


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Posted: May 10, 2006, 1:25 PM Post
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Nicely done Russ.


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