- Bill Hall can throw a 97 mph slider...with his foot.
- Bud Selig fought to keep Bill Hall out of the WBC, saying "we're trying to build bridges between nations, not crush them 500 feet to dead center".
- Bill Hall turned down a CIA offer of $5 billion to capture Osama Bin Laden, saying that anyone who throws less than 95 is too easy to take out.
-Bill Hall once hit a Nobel Prize winning doctor with his bat. That doctor is Ronnie Woo-Woo.
-Bill Hall considers chin music to be an aphrodisiac.
-Pitchers don't walk Bill Hall because of baseball strategy, they do it out of fear for what he'll do if they make him run.
-Doug Melvin didn't shave his moustache, he lost it when he bet Bill Hall he couldn't jump and touch Miller Park's roof.
-Wilt Chamberlain's fatal heart attack was caused by the revelation of how many women Bill Hall has been with.
-"The Mercy Rule" has been renamed "The Bill Hall Rule".
-Bill Hall once played 11 positions in the same game.
-The knuckle ball only occurs because the ball gets nervous about Bill Hall.
-Bill Hall hit a 600 foot homer for show and tell in kindergarten.
-Bill Hall's fastball has been recorded at 105 mph...2 seconds after it touches the catcher's mitt.
-Barry Bonds doesn't wear body armor to protect himself from pitches, he wears it to protect himself from Bill Hall.
-Bill Hall once hit a ball of Dennis Eckersley so hard that his mullet fainted.
-Ben Sheets did not stop shaving, he stopped letting Bill Hall touch his face.
-Steve Sparks did not try to tear a phonebook, he tried arm wrestling Bill Hall.
-Russell Branyan wears the shades out of fear for what would happen if he looked directly at Bill Hall.
-Julio Franco is only able to keep playing because Bill Hall likes talking to him at first.
-The MLBPA has recently renamed itself "friends of Bill Hall".
-Bill Hall hit a ball so hard off the Coke Bottle at Pac Bell that it turned into Crystal Pepsi.
-The Cincinnati Reds didn't build the Great American Ballpark because they wanted a new stadium, they had to build it because Bill Hall got mad and destroyed Riverfront Stadium after striking out.
-Bill Hall was told he couldn't join myspace because the site will crash once someones "friends" total reaches 10 Billion.
-When Bill Hall misbehaves, the commisioners' office is suspended for 15 games.
-The Baseball Hall of Fame is changing it's name to "Bill Hall's Scrap Book", the Rock n Roll Hall of fame plans to follow suit in 2007.